Official Sheepie Rule Book
I do remember the first two though: Rule #1: All Sheepies are always adorable. Reule #2: Uprights are slaves to cute Sheepies. What am I forgetting? |
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#3 Plates are not to be washed but licked clean (only when uprights aren't looking so as to suprise them!)  Saves them from doing the dishes!
#4 Sheepies must always operate like covert agents and appear to act silly (this throws uprights off and they will continuously do stuff for the silly dog). In reality we know who the smart ones are. 
#5 These boots are meant for chewing and that's what I'm gonna do...uprights resemble mother wolves and will leave things lying around the den for you to chew!!! #6 Dirt is meant for digging....wheeee dirt!!! The muddier the better!!! Don't be alarmed at the uprights native sounds...ohhhh iiiiiiii ahhhhhh, they are rejoicing your shaggy muddy appearance. #7 Flatuence is a good thing! Especially for male dogs...sheepie girls just don't do that sort of thing. In the rare chance it does, a sheepie girl must immediately sit beside the nearest male upright in the household so he gets blamed. No one will believe him anyhow when he protest. |
Marianne wrote: #7 Flatuence is a good thing! Especially for male dogs...sheepie girls just don't do that sort of thing. In the rare chance it does, a sheepie girl must immediately sit beside the nearest male upright in the household so he gets blamed. No one will believe him anyhow when he protest.
Shhh don't tell Kelsey this, she does and oh boy oh boy those SBD's, does this also include burping from a female sheepie too? 
Where ever she may be, let the sheepie girls wind go free. |
The Sheepie Rule Book. 
How nice to read; who has written it! |
| #8 When walking the hips are to move side to side in such a manner as to prompt the question "You got some fries with that shake?" |
Labbetussa wrote: :lol: The Sheepie Rule Book.
How nice to read; who has written it! I think we should - and include pics of the rule making pups. 
I stole the idea from Marianne, in hopes it would be fun. |
| Nyuck Nyuck.. Thanks Lil Walty!
I got the idea as I'm forever quoting :"The Mother's Rule Book", much to my kids chagrin and rolling of their eyes. Example - The Mothers Rule states I am not allowed to clean your room, pick up dirty socks, or expect to make dinner past 8 pm...ect..are some examples. The book which only I have access to since their birth is often quoted.
Hey everyone join in the "Sheepies Rule Book"
Rule#9 Whenever possible a sheepie must be a goodwill ambassador on behalf of all canines. They must present themselves as "good buddies" to uprights and other canines.  |
| Rule #10:
All sheepdogs must sleep with their legs and one eye open.  |
| rotflmao |
| Rule # 11
No sneaking drinks when home alone on guard duty. 
Rule # 12 Paper products, especially TP is fair game for shredding & spreading around the home.  |
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