If your OES had a Job what would it be?
Kelsey would of course be a "Quality Control Tester" at a stuffie factory. Brie would be "Legally Blonde" and a catwalk model 
My previous sheepie girl Peppa would of been an "Archeologist" as she could excavate sites real well. 
So what job would suit your sheepie? |
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| What a great idea for a thread.
since yuki has to police EVERYTHING, I'd say she could be the person who mediates (whatever they're called) a boxing or wrestling match... ...or the person who holds up the stop sign at a school so kids can cross. |
| Maggie would be a professional squirrel hunter; Barney would spend his time licking stamps. |
Beauford would be your trash disposal unit  or trash collector as he likes to remove the trash from the trash can and pile it in the dining room, that and official kitty herder.
Now our GSD is the expert excavator/landscaper digging up plants and creating holes is her main hobby. Someday I swear we'll have a hole to china in our yard. |
| My first guy would have been a "patience tester."
This one... hmmm. During the day he might be a good rope pulling tester, or a facial wipes tester, and for a moonlighting job he could be a mattress tester. He also might be a good "Will napkins properly break down in your septic system?" tester, if we don't watch him and our napklins closely. 
He's a great dog. |
| Is a full-time pillow a job? What about a speed bump? |
| Bosley would be a great "Fraidy Cat"....(if ever there was one needed...)
and Dixie would be an Escape Artist...but a dang cute one...  |
| Boy do we have some interesting jobs. |
| siMOne would have to be a retired landscaper like her Mommy. Before arthritis she could dig a whole with lightning speed, supervised us digging holes and had to quality check every leave we raked or pulled yucky from the gutters. Now she's just in charge of irrigation......testing every single sprinkler when they are first turned on.
Jack would be a sous chef or security taste-tester. I have yet to find anything he doesn't want to eat and won't. Yesterday sweet potato peelings, today sour cherries (remind me to check pooper for messies) Harry would be a gigolo. Nobody comes to the house that he doesn't lean against, look over his shouder and ask with his eyes, "You are going to love me aren't you?" He's also a darn fine security agent, staying outside the longest to watch over things. |
| Bailey would be a professional soccer player. A defender as she never lets the ball get past her - and she won't let you have it either.
Ben would be the boss. Quiet, thinks before he acts and the other listen to him and follow his lead. Riley would be the Wal*Mart greeter. She's always happy to see you, makes you feel welcome, but really doesn't do much else. |
Mom of 3 wrote: Riley would be the Wal*Mart greeter. She's always happy to see you, makes you feel welcome, but really doesn't do much else. That's a pretty good one for Mulligan too!!! He greets barks bark bark, then ignores. lol |
| Abby REALLY likes to boss others around, and be in charge...Id say either drill Sargent or Kindergarten teacher
Bert would defiantly be a slacker, and a party-animal....maybe the drummer in a garage band! |
| Violet would be a policewoman, or an excavator all for various reasons.
Chinam ny Aussie, is definatly a nurse. |
| Duchess is a party girl , loves to sit on your knee or just draped over you |
| Harry would be an athlete. He runs and jumps like crazy and sometimes when he jumps he floats like AIR Jordan. You can add swimming to his activities and his eyes just shine when we do agility. Or maybe he just wants to be a trapeze artist in the circus...... |
| Walter would be a mall security guard. He likes to bark at and chase kids, but I'm not sure he's coordinated enough for a gun |
| George would be a child minder as he adores kids, he could be a comedian or a clown too!! |
| Panda would be a podiatrist.....she's really into feet |
Darcy wrote: Panda would be a podiatrist.....she's really into feet
Uhhhhhhhhh......okay. |
| Tasker would be the Wal Mart Greeter, he likes to hug and lick everyone that comes to the house.
Oh, I just looked back and saw that job was taken. Tasker could be Ronald McDonald at McDonalds because he's so goofy. |
| Rags could also be a podiatrist. She also has a thing for feet.
But I think she'd be better suited as Drill Sargent. She is always barking orders at Pepsi and Lacey and pushing them around. She would also make a great Bulldozer (but we were talking about careers, not objects...lol ) Pepsi would love to be the head of a Welcoming commitee. As long as people gave him the same enthusiastic greetings. Or the spokesman for Cheetos. |
| Fred would be a politician. He acts as though he is the mayor of our block. He needs to socialize with everyone he sees and sits in the front window watching people and pets. He also barks a great deal. Just this morning he was play bowing to a nine week old golden retriever and the pup looked at him like, "Who are you?"
Of course Fred would also be an awesome product tester for Depends too due to his excitement peeing issues. It's a toss up. |
| Tessie would make an excellent hair stylist. She loves to pull on my pony tail and rearrange it. She licks my husbands hair into place (not the right place, but a place). She sits back to admire her handiwork, and she's taken to calling us "dahlings"..... |
| The "Speed Bump" one cracked me up. |
| Blue would be a vacuum cleaner.
Panda would be goodwill ambassador for the UN, or a soccer player. Merlin would be a Huge Hefner type. Marianne |
| Izzie would be be a great executive at a huge nameless corporation. She is great at sitting and telling other people what to do and keeping an eye on them until it is done. She isn't afraid to let you know if you are doing it wrong either. |
| Harley would work at Bath & Body Works... he's always sticking his head in the shower while I'm in there; he loves his baths or to just lay in the tub (photo in my album), and once I'm done showering, he follows me into the bedroom, waits for me to put lotion on my legs, and then proceeds to sniff and try to lick it all off me. You'd think it wouldn't taste very good... |
| I think Callie would have to be a referee. Anytime she sees other dogs (or people) getting into it, she goes right over to break it up. |
| Ellie would have been a Gardener as she loved beeing in the garden and smell the flowers and water them later lol! , Charlie would be an Toy-Inventor, she would make up new toys, test them how long they last while destroying them slowly! |
 Willoughby would be an explorer with a side-line as a hunter: rabbits and squirrels. He loves to hop in the car when we drive to the Okanagan to visit friends including his big brother Merlin,my arabian horse. Willoughby's position in the household is my security chief. The cats are intelligence agents and all three are in charge of the house when I'm working.  |
| Molly would be a shrink; she is always looking at me with an understanding look and nodding her head |
| Elliott a cook, Murphy would be a mattress tester, loves to bounce. Bella would be "THE BOSS" of everything and everybody. |
| Ollie would have a norty career lol - he'd be a thief ! Especially tea towels & socks and Jack would be his accomplice |
| I just love this thread!
My two boys would both be in the Olympics... Guinness would be a swimmer (he would probably do the relay-but swim all four "legs" because he won't get out of the pool).
And Murphy would run Hurdles (he is always running through the house jumping over everything-the coffee table, the love seat, etc). And IMO, they would both win GOLD! |
| Oh, I KNOW! I KNOW!
Mulligan would like to be a competitive eater! |
| This is too funny............
Harley would be a ' Police informant or Snitch' He has to come running and get me every time Junior is doing something he shouldn't. (Which is always...)
Junior would be a kleptomaniac. The little bugger steals everything he sees and hides it. 
You can't even open the dryer door when he is near or he grabs something out of the dryer and runs........... Antoinette |
London would be a belly dancer as his butt tend to wiggle ( i secretly think there's a brain in there) and Tony would be a professional karaoke singer.  |
| My Roxy would have been a shoe sales girl. She never chewed my shoes up...but she loved to carry them around....oh yeah.....and take them with her in the back yard.
She also would have owned her own candy store called "Sweets". Sweets was one of her many nicknames because she loved anything sweet. Lets see......can I give her one more job? She could have been a "Lotion Tester" at the "Vasaline Intensive Care" plant. Lord knows she licked enough of it off of my hands and arms throughout her life. I had to hide the bottle from her. Love ya Sweets!!!! |
| Hattie would be a princess cos she bounces as she walks and is very lady like!! and danty!!! lol
Maizie!!!!!!!!! Well!!! mm I think a saleperson!! shes very bossy like to be boss and trys to get you to do what she wants..... lol |
| S'more would be an HVAC technician-
She lays on the AC vents in the house and hogs the cold air! |
| Lucky would be "The Dogfather"; Sam would be the Sheepdog Rescue Lottery Winner; London - well that's a no brainer - Princess; and Zack, he would be a great blanket for a child. |
| Ted would be an England rugby player, he runs at full tilt and gets the back of your knees, it is like being hit by a large pillow, then he will find the muddiest puddle to dive and roll in! |
| Another possibility for Mulligan is a career man in the military.
Actually, a lifer. He'd be General Nuisance. We are unsure of who it is that promoted this dogface to the rank of General but he's a natural in his rank, especially after a long day in the field rooting out the enemy turkey droppings. Whenever General Nuisance enters a room, his face is covered in drool. Everyone sees it, nobody mentions it and everybody raises their hands in salute to get them away from the drool, of course. He can bark out some mean orders, but everyone ignores them once he leaves; he may have a Napoleon Complex as he is not as tall as the enlisted members of his barracks. Like most Generals, he leads his unit into battle whenever the doorbell rings, then retreats to the rear when the going gets tough, or the door is opened. It has gone to his head a little bit. He sits before his meals are brought to him by his aide-de-camp, and waits for someone to open doors for him. Even in the field he doesn't carry his own water, but is well adpated as a survivalist; he can find food and water in the most unexpected places and shows no fear in utilizing the resources he finds. He plans on leaving the military after his hitch is done, and dreams of his next career in politics. Well, he actually hasn't told us officially, but when he is asleep we can see he's dreaming of shaking hands with everyone he meets. |
| Milo would be well qualified as a dishwasher. And seeing as how he always "assists" with the rescue squad siren, he could volunteer with the ambulance squad... |
| Definately, Officer Pooh Bear. I often sing his little song, to the tune of Officer Krupky from West Side Story..... |
| This is a great topic!
Finnigan has two career choices, both stemming from his worst habits. First choice, plumber- he loves the toilet- whether it be drinking from it, curling around it when he's hot, or staring at whoever may have the nerve to use his favorite watering hole. If that didn't work out, interior decorator. Since eating the side of the coffee table as a pup, he has continued to add his personal touches to many areas of home decor. I almost forgot drag racer, since we still need to race any vehicle that drives by us on walks. |
Sheepie in Vt wrote: First choice, plumber- he loves the toilet- whether it be drinking from it, curling around it when he's hot, or staring at whoever may have the nerve to use his favorite watering hole.
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