Mayo is gross.

Ron got mad at me for saying that mayo was gross in the bacon thread, so I started my own, I HATE MAYO thread over here. Anyone's welcome :D
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Did I mention I Love mayo? LOL

Actually, there was a time, albeit quite short, that I thought that mayo was gross too!

Yes, I remember it well.

It was an infomercial that did it to me. They were selling their hand-held blender type thingie and wanted to show how powerful it was.

They poured a quart of oil into a glass, and dropped an egg in. The oil was nice and clear. The egg was at the bottom. They stuck the hand tool into the oil to the bottom, turned it on, waited a couple of seconds then lifted it up medium speed through the oil. The oil turned white as they were doing that.

I hadn't realized till then that mayo was not much more than oil emulsified with egg. I literally got sick to my stomach thinking about how I slathered it on my toast. It took a little while, but I went back to the mayo, and there it was, lovingly holding open its arms waiting for my return.
Not as much as Miracle Whip and any fat free mayo/miracle whip. /puke

I love my mayo on tuna or chicken salad sammies, subway sammies, sammies, and more sammies... guess I'm craving one now.
I like it but prefer the light or fat free versions simply because the full fat versions seem so heavy. I don't like a condiment to be that overpowering.

James is with you though. He won't eat almost any white food.
I must admit, that to me Mayo has it's place, but only those particular places....Like on SOME sandwiches, like a turkey club and on tuna salad. But even then, only lightly spread.

The problem is that you then have folks who totally cross the line......Mayonaise on french fries! Or used for a potatoe chip dip! Or even (closes eyes) on a CHEESE and lettuce sandwich!!! :x

Gross! Gross! Gross!
ButtersStotch wrote:
I like it but prefer the light or fat free versions simply because the full fat versions seem so heavy. I don't like a condiment to be that overpowering.

James is with you though. He won't eat almost any white food.


He's nuts, white condiments are the best! Sour cream, miracle whip, and cream cheese are my favorite
Lil Walty wrote:
ButtersStotch wrote:
I like it but prefer the light or fat free versions simply because the full fat versions seem so heavy. I don't like a condiment to be that overpowering.

James is with you though. He won't eat almost any white food.


He's nuts, white condiments are the best! Sour cream, miracle whip, and cream cheese are my favorite


Lol, I know. I agree with you.

One time we went somewhere and they accidentally put mayo on his burger. James took a bite and, in all seriousness, started gagging and making the most ridiculous faces. Then he starts this sick choking like he was going to throw up. I scolded him like a kid and told him to quit acting like an idiot. It was embarrassing and insane. It's mayo, not feces for crying out loud.
Ron wrote:
Did I mention I Love mayo? LOL

Actually, there was a time, albeit quite short, that I thought that mayo was gross too!

Yes, I remember it well.

It was an infomercial that did it to me. They were selling their hand-held blender type thingie and wanted to show how powerful it was.

They poured a quart of oil into a glass, and dropped an egg in. The oil was nice and clear. The egg was at the bottom. They stuck the hand tool into the oil to the bottom, turned it on, waited a couple of seconds then lifted it up medium speed through the oil. The oil turned white as they were doing that.

I hadn't realized till then that mayo was not much more than oil emulsified with egg. I literally got sick to my stomach thinking about how I slathered it on my toast. It took a little while, but I went back to the mayo, and there it was, lovingly holding open its arms waiting for my return.


Scott makes homemade mayo once in a while....often with other flavors added....Garlic Mayo...YUM! I could eat it with a spoon! :oops:
At our house we put mayo on just about anything - hot dogs,
fries, grilled chicken, hamburger, you name it. But I am a
bigger fan of hot mustard. There are so many different kinds,
and I love 'em. (big on horseradish as well.)
But we love that mayo. We even buy it in the industrial size -
it's actually a whole gallon, no joke. :oops:
It keeps forever, and it only costs about a dollar more than the
next biggest size. I have never had one go bad. In a normal
home
it would probably last a year or more. :roll:

Shellie
As I confessed before...I'm a Miracle Whip over Mayo person. Tony is Mayo only person....until I started buying both...we had major marital problems :twisted:
There are 3 items I find Mayo useful for.
Egg Salad, Tuna Salad and my Blue Cheese Dressing recipe.
Other than that, I am not a fan of Mayo either.

Jill, your story about James and the Mayo was hysterical. :lol:
Gotta have my Hellmann's.
Yum, yum!!!!!!!!!
Put me in the Anti-Mayo group. Ordered a burger the other day, a Green Chile Bacon Cheeseburger and they put mayo on it! First of all it had more than enough fat on it already.......I order one hamburger a year, so I make it good. The mayo made what could have been a perfect burger into a slimey, gooey mess where the bun kept slipping off the patty....oh it was gross!!!
Poor James! It might as well have been feces on his burger! I cannot eat mayo in any way, shape or form. It hits my gag reflex, and that's all she wrote. The SMELL of mayo/Miracle Whip sends me running for the bathroom. Luckily, my hubby doesn't like it either, so we don't have any in the house.

Yes, I am HIGH MAINTENANCE!!!!! :lol:

Laurie
mayo, :excited: mayo, :excited: mayo, :excited:

'nough said :yay:
OH ICK! We both hate mayo over here!
I am mayo, Todd is Miracle Whip.
He used to be a Spin Blend - yuck!
Favorite Mayo (lightly) on a Tomato or Cucumber sandwich. Yummy
All these people posting about their love of mayo in the Mayo is Gross thread. Sheesh!

What's Spin Blend?

I've never had Miracle Whip, so I don't know if that's as gross as mayo...I DO like Cool Whip :)
Never heard of Spin Blend...

Miracle Whip is similar to mayonaise but tangier/zingier and can also be used as a salad dressing.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracle_Whip

I love mayonaise (and miracle whip) :hearts:

I love french fries dipped in mayo! Mmmmm!
barney1 wrote:
All these people posting about their love of mayo in the Mayo is Gross thread. Sheesh!

What's Spin Blend?

I've never had Miracle Whip, so I don't know if that's as gross as mayo...I DO like Cool Whip :)


I love Cool Whip! I especially like to slightly unthaw it and eat it out of the tub like ice cream before it turns to whip.
Miracle Whip is also very sweet, as it has lots of very-bad-for-you high fructose corn syrup AND sugar in it. It has a lot of water in it so it has many fewer fat calories -- but then again you're paying for water.

Given the alternatives of mayo and Miracle Whip, go for the mayo (especially if you're on a low carb thingy).
As kids, my friends and I used to cut up pancakes that had been in the fridge and eat it with cool whip on hot days in tx. Mmm...
Cool whip....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

But that aside...

I like cream cheese on my cucumber sandwiches.
Mayo lover here, especially a homemade one. :wink: Fresh is best. :D
Darcy wrote:
mayo, :excited: mayo, :excited: mayo, :excited:

'nough said :yay:

me too :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: which is a terrible admission for a self proclaimed health food freak :oops: :oops: :oops: but then we are all allowed at least one vice, right?????


I HATE MIRICLE WHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hate both mayo and miracle whip. Im a mustard girl. Wont even eat mayo on tuna or chicken salad. I use plain yogurt instead or sour cream instead. Taste much better
cher
We stopped at a new Deli today at lunch. I ordered a BLT. She asked me if I wanted lettuce and tomato on it. Then she asked about mayo. She put it on plain bread. I thought all BLT's were on toasted bread. Am I crazy? Am I the only one who eates them on toasted bread with mayo? :?
I always thought BLTs would be on toast as well.
Never had a BLT on anything but toast.
Sounds like that person had no idea what they were doing.
Especially if they asked you if you wanted lettuce and tomato on it. :lol:
you know what sounds gross, but i still love....is a berry jello with mayo spread thinly over the top......jello salad!! Or a savory jello with celery and onion with dollop of mayo on top 8O :D
I would think it would get very soggy on bread that wasn't toasted. Although in the summer one of MY FAV'S is a tomato snadwich on FRESH italian bread with lots of mayo, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
i LOVE tomato sandwiches....who want to send me some real tomatoes that actually have flavor????????????
I've got 12 plants this year, 8 beefsteaks :lol: :lol: :lol: the rest grape and cherry. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I LOVE fresh tomatoes!!!!
Tasker's Mom wrote:
I've got 12 plants this year, 8 beefsteaks :lol: :lol: :lol: the rest grape and cherry. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I LOVE fresh tomatoes!!!!


send me some, pllleeeeeaaassseeeeee

(im on my knees begging)
Darcy wrote:
you know what sounds gross, but i still love....is a berry jello with mayo spread thinly over the top......jello salad!! Or a savory jello with celery and onion with dollop of mayo on top 8O :D




WHY DON'T WE HAVE A PUKING EMOTICON ;)
Joahaeyo wrote:
Darcy wrote:
you know what sounds gross, but i still love....is a berry jello with mayo spread thinly over the top......jello salad!! Or a savory jello with celery and onion with dollop of mayo on top 8O :D




WHY DON'T WE HAVE A PUKING EMOTICON ;)


Really!!! That just totally makes me want to throw up.
Darcy, Are you sure you're not pregnant???
Darcy wrote:
you know what sounds gross, but i still love....is a berry jello with mayo spread thinly over the top......jello salad!! Or a savory jello with celery and onion with dollop of mayo on top 8O :D


Blech!! 8O
I just don't understand the purpose of the mayo with something that is basically water, flavoring, and sugar. Sounds like it's just to eat mayo with sugar. /puke :twisted:
Mayo = yuck, Miracle Whip = yum
awwww, come on you guys...if you havent tried it, how can you say its gross????
BLT= bacon, lettace, tomato +TOAST!!!! Always, always toast!!!!

(With mayo on the side!)
I love Mayo. :hearts: :sidestep:
Tasker's Mom wrote:
I've got 12 plants this year, 8 beefsteaks :lol: :lol: :lol: the rest grape and cherry. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I LOVE fresh tomatoes!!!!


My Dad used to always put in Beef Steak Tomatos. How I love them yummy!
Not so odd... I suddenly recall jello with cream from my early childhood. Not a fave of mine, but I think my mother used to love it!
Ron wrote:
Not so odd... I suddenly recall jello with cream from my early childhood. Not a fave of mine, but I think my mother used to love it!


Jello with cream is not odd, but with mayo??
Well, Miracle Whip wouldn't work in that combo...
My Mother ALWAYS had may on her jello. I thought it was a "southern" thing. Must admit, much as I love mayo I DON'T put it on hello.
Darcy wrote:
you know what sounds gross, but i still love....is a berry jello with mayo spread thinly over the top......jello salad!! Or a savory jello with celery and onion with dollop of mayo on top 8O :D


I have not had that in years! I think it is time to bring the jello/mayo out again.
I've never heard of that! But, like Ron, I remember jello and cream from many, many years ago. I do put fat free cool whip on my sugar free jello. (Aren't I a wild and crazy girl?)
violet wrote:
Darcy wrote:
you know what sounds gross, but i still love....is a berry jello with mayo spread thinly over the top......jello salad!! Or a savory jello with celery and onion with dollop of mayo on top 8O :D


I have not had that in years! I think it is time to bring the jello/mayo out again.


maybe its a michigan thing??
Darcy wrote:
violet wrote:
Darcy wrote:
you know what sounds gross, but i still love....is a berry jello with mayo spread thinly over the top......jello salad!! Or a savory jello with celery and onion with dollop of mayo on top 8O :D


I have not had that in years! I think it is time to bring the jello/mayo out again.


maybe its a michigan thing??


No, just a gross thing.
ButtersStotch wrote:
No, just a gross thing.


:lol: ROFL :lol:
ButtersStotch wrote:
Darcy wrote:
violet wrote:
Darcy wrote:
you know what sounds gross, but i still love....is a berry jello with mayo spread thinly over the top......jello salad!! Or a savory jello with celery and onion with dollop of mayo on top 8O :D


I have not had that in years! I think it is time to bring the jello/mayo out again.


maybe its a michigan thing??


No, just a gross thing.


From the second Darcy wrote that, I've been waiting for "Michigan" to speak up. :lol:
Joahaeyo wrote:
ButtersStotch wrote:
Darcy wrote:
violet wrote:
Darcy wrote:
you know what sounds gross, but i still love....is a berry jello with mayo spread thinly over the top......jello salad!! Or a savory jello with celery and onion with dollop of mayo on top 8O :D


I have not had that in years! I think it is time to bring the jello/mayo out again.


maybe its a michigan thing??


No, just a gross thing.


From the second Darcy wrote that, I've been waiting for "Michigan" to speak up. :lol:


At least Michigan gave the right answer! :lol:
FINE! :?
I thought it was just me but oh Lord, this is some very nasty substance.The fragrance alone makes me queasy and yes even gag.The texture of it,I hate for it to even make contact with my skin.Seeing big globs of it squirting out the corners of one's mouth,is enough to gag a maggot.
Gotta have mayo on my all the way burger and put it on hotdogs too, mayo on one side, ketchup on the other then some chili and slaw....yummy!
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