Doggie poem
YOU You are a hairy fleabag You never do a stitch of work You lick the faces of complete strangers with the sole intention of underlining my own social inhibitions. Not only are you colour-blind, you also cannot tell the difference between a carpet and a couch. You pretend that you find the word "no" incomprehensible You insist on sharing your unmelodius bark with the entire neighbourhood. You are the laziest, dirtiest, most stubborn and presumptious thing I have ever known...... and I think you are perfect ! |
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That's GREAT, and SO dead on!!  Thanks for posting! |
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| hahaha....just too fitting! |
| That is so cute...except for the flea thing...it is perfect. |
| Hi my names Tara - well TaraBobtail here. I have only just become a member and your posting caught my eye, I must say that it is absolutely adoreable! So funny because its true mainly. All the complaining we do about our hairy monsters but at the end of it dont we love them all the same! |
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