Pet Rules
PET RULES To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - nose height. Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm. For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years... Canine or feline attendance is not required. The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough! To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door: To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets: 1. They live here. You don't. 2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's why they call it "fur"niture.) 3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people. 4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly. Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they: 1. Eat less. 2. Don't ask for money all the time. 3. Are easier to train. 4. Normally come when called. 5. Never ask to drive the car. 6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends. 7. Don't smoke or drink. 8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions. 9. Don't want to wear your clothes. 10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and... 11. If they get pregnant, you can give away their children. Hope you enjoy!  |
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Hilarious! 
Gotta disagree with the "don't need to wear the latest fashions" part...just look at Johanayo's avatar! |
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Thanks for that! #11 really made me laugh. |
| That was really good, I really enjoyed it. I ought to send a copy to my daughter in college. |
I couldn't agree more! I've also found that the humans I like are usually people with furry companions!  |
| This is great!!! I copied it and emailed to my 17yo. She is the owner of the GSD Cheyenne. |
| Thanks and WELCOME to the forum! |
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Welcome to the forum |
| That is very funny and also very true. Welcome to the forum. |
| Haha! Very funny! Nice to see a post from a fellow lurker, I too am swatting up & doing my research (as well as going googoo over all the lovely pics of course!)
I hope you get your sheepie really soon, looks like I will have to wait til the end of the year to get mine due to my situation. |
| Welcome bgirl.nemesis too! |
| Thanks all for the welcome, it's nice to find a place with such nice people that will help me prepare these gorgeous pups. As much as I want a sheepie now, I have to wait until my husband and I buy a house first. So right now I'm looking at at least a year, but I figure that will give me lots of time to research everything and find a good breeder or rescue dog.
Katie |
| I really enjoyed this post thanks for sharing it really made me laugh. |
| welcome both of you. Glad you are here. Anything you need on sheepies and even not on sheepies you will find it here. |
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