Dog and Cats diaries..
**Excerpts from a Dog's Diary** > > 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! > > 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! > > 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! > > 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! > > 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing! > > 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! > > 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! > > 5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing! > > 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! > > 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! > > 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! > > ** Excerpts from a Cat's Diary** > > Day 983 of my captivity: > My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. > They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed > hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the > rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to > keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of > escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the > carpet. > > Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their > feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it > clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made > condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. > Bastards! > > There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was > placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I > could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my > confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this > means, and how to use it to my advantage. > > Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my > tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try > this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. > > I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. > The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released and seems > to be more than willing to return. He is obviously stupid. The bird has > got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards > regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have > arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. > For now... |
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Amazingly true!!! Or at least for dogs. I always assume my cat gets annoyed by everything we do that doesn't fall into line w/what she had in mind. She's always rolling her eyes at everyone. |
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Joahaeyo wrote: :lol:
Amazingly true!!! Or at least for dogs. I always assume my cat gets annoyed by everything we do that doesn't fall into line w/what she had in mind. She's always rolling her eyes at everyone. SOOOOOOOOO True!!! I agree....we get alot of that from Kaluha (our kitty).....The best is the rolling of the eyes, then the tail flick and swish... |
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I Dream Of Sheepie wrote: SOOOOOOOOO True!!! I agree....we get alot of that from Kaluha (our kitty).....The best is the rolling of the eyes, then the tail flick and swish...
I forgot about the tail flick and Swiiiiish. Yep, I get that too... |
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That's a good one! |
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