Humor: Jeeves the butler and Lady Godiva

One day, the Widow Lady Godiva, heiress to the chocolate fortune, came home early from a trip to the United States.

Her Butler Jeeves, met her at the limo door as usual.
“Jeeves,” Lady Godiva said. “Take off my coat, and meet me in my bedroom in 2 minutes.”

“Very good Madam.” Jeeves replied.

Lady Godiva went up to her bedroom, and Jeeves dutifully followed her upstairs. As soon as he arrived she commanded him:

“Jeeves, take off my blouse.”
“Very good, Madam,” Jeeves replied, and he removed her blouse.
“Jeeves,” Lady Godiva continued, “Take off my skirt.”
“Very good, Madam,” and her took off her skirt.
“Jeeeeves, remove my brassiere.”
“Very good Madam.”
“Jeeeeeeeeves,” said Lady Godiva, almost breathlessly, “my undergarments.”
“Very good, Madam.”
“And Jeeves…”
“Yes Madam?”
If I ever catch you in my clothing again, you’re fired!
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