Why men's questions seldom appear in Dear Abby

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision for me.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

I am seeing the usual signs. Our phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Usually I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked up her cell phone just to see what time it was; she went berserk and screamed that I should "never touch her phone again", and "why was I checking up on her".

Anyway, I haven't ever approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I couldn't stand it any longer. I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Thanks,

Ron
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Too funny.
:lol: :lol: :lol: Good one!
Ha Ha!! So did you ever get the Harley Problem fixed Ron?

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

Marianne and the boys

PS my favorite Ann Landers questions was : My husband fools around so much, I don't know if my last baby is his or not.
Marianne wrote:
Ha Ha!! So did you ever get the Harley Problem fixed Ron?

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

Marianne and the boys

PS my favorite Ann Landers questions was : My husband fools around so much, I don't know if my last baby is his or not.


ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guys have their priorities in order!!
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