Bad Joke of the (Insert time period here).
Quote: I pulled into a crowded parking lot and rolled down the car windows to make sure my sheepie had fresh air. She was all stretched out lying down on the back seat, and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there. I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically: "Now you stay..... Do you hear me?... Stay!.. Stay!" The driver of a nearby car (perhaps noting that I am a blonde ??) gave me a strange look and said: "Why don't you just put it in park?" |
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| HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ron, darling... keep your day job!!! Just kidding...pretty darned good joke!  |
| What do you call a smart blonde? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A golden retriever! |
| ha ha! I'm cracking up here and will share one with you. This one is based on an true experience, I had a few years ago and still causes me to chuckle when I think of it.
My nephew once asked to me to look after his stick bug when he went on holidays. Funny looking bug thingie that eats blackberry leaves. The leaves he left for me had wilted so in search of fresh ones I stopped on a busy street one day after noticing many blackberry bushes along the road. There I was with a plastic bowl picking the leaves when this fellow drove by, saw what I was doing, and burst out laughing. Now I know what he was thinking.....silly blond! Most people pick the berries. Ha ha! |
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All good jokes! I am so bad at telling jokes! Keep 'em coming, made me giggle for at least 5 minutes! |
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| Wow! Heard the most fantastic news the other day! News reports have stated they are able to do brain transplants now.
Mens brains go for aprox 100,000 dollars! (says in quieter voice) Womens brains are only 50,000 dollars. (My experience when telling this joke during my shows is Men will puff out their chest and smile knowingly to their wives) ...But that's cause ....Woman's brains are used!! Haaaaa now the women laugh louder! |
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