When Girls Drink Too Much
When girls drink too much............ 1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is. 2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling "woo-hoo!" is truly the sexiest dance move around. 3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's butt and honestly believe we could do it too. 4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we were just four hours ago 5. We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them sooooo much. 6. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song play's because "oh my god! I love this song!" 7. We've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us. 8. We've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it. 9. We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving us just lemonade, but that's just because we can no longer taste the gin. 10. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor (or the mop?) 11. We fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when we sit on it. 12. We take our shoes off because we believe it's their fault that we're having problems walking straight. Send this along to all the girls you know who like to have fun. Make them laugh at themselves ... Like you probably did.... Sadly, many are true!! |
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Many are true.... but I have NEVER lost my purse, no matter how drunk I got. My drink is another story! |
Lucky me I don't carry a purse! 
Actually I don't drink anymore either. Haven't for about 16 years. Well, maybe that one time...years ago... can't remember. Shellie |
| I thought #10 was the bathroom floor and the bath mat was the pillow? |
Quote: 11. We fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when we sit on it.
Even worse if you fail to realize someone left it UP!!! |
| Oh so true !! |
Bosley's mom wrote: My sister just sent me this....Unfortunately, it brings back some fuzzy memories....
When girls drink too much............ 2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling "woo-hoo!" is truly the sexiest dance move around. 5. We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them sooooo much. 6. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song play's because "oh my god! I love this song!" 11. We fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when we sit on it. Sadly, many are true!! Sadly, these are the ones that Ive been known to do....  |
| Don't forget how much fun you think it is to gang up and pick on guys...
...especially ones who are socially inept or maimed by ticks... ... drunk or not  |
| Arms in the air......Come on RON, dance with me....This IS my favorite song in the whole wide world!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
 Ok, here I come, arms in the air too! 
OK, too much excitement for one day. |
Ron wrote: Don't forget how much fun you think it is to gang up and pick on guys... ...especially ones who are socially inept or maimed by ticks... .. drunk or not Could be worse. A guy could fall into this category.... and not realize it....Quote: 7. We've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us. |
| Lucky me I don't drink |
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